Showing posts with label gary glitter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gary glitter. Show all posts

Friday, 13 February 2009

Twat

Ever searched for something on google only for the top few answers to be nothing to do with the search terms just a site that has some how put the words you searched for into itself? Say you search, for example 'Gary Glitter' it could come up with 'find movies starring Gary Glitter' or 'The Gary Glitter way to a slimmer figure'.
So I typed 'Absolute Twat' and got this as the first result:

Search Result

Childish? Yes

Thursday, 5 February 2009

*I've been papped*

Click title to see pictures. I genuinely had no idea they were being taken. Very weird. Now I know how Gary Glitter feels. If they had waited a few weeks I was in that exact same spot talking to Sir Paul McCartney, which I'm sure would've made a better shot. Thankfully I am unfamous enough for no papers to actually buy and print these.

Wednesday, 3 September 2008

Real name Paul Gadd

Just spotted this on The Sun website, they have dubbed Gary Glitter's recent travels as, 'Gary Glitter's World Tour'.

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/article1592815.ece

For dates and venues see the sex offenders register.

I have also been reading a lot about the Large Hadron Collider experiment:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider

Soon to be up and running on the French/Swiss border. It's been in every paper, with posh pictures and diagrams a plenty (the graphics departments must have been on an all-nighter). It all sounds very exciting, but I won't pretend that I can understand a millionth of it. So i will go with what The Sun has decided it all means:

"End of the world due in nine days"

This is much easier to understand, because as we all know, if you unscrew your belly-button, then your bum will drop off. Take a look at their 'Doomsday Experiment' theory here:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/article1630897.ece

It's worth a look for the rather dramatic picture of a black hole alone.

Other important news from The Sun:

"Drunk Lily tells Sir Elton to 'f*** off'"

Good.

Friday, 29 August 2008

Glitter baiting re-starts in earnest


The Sun's reports on Gary Glitter's release and return to Britain this week have had me captivated. They seem to love all of this a bit too much. My favourite avenue of journalism they have delved down is a handy pictorial guide to the 'Faces of a paedo'. This was the Sun's way of helping us spot Glitter in the various 'disguises' he takes on, like he is a glam rock version of the shape-shifting cyborg in Terminator 2. It even seems to claim that his famous 1972 big hair and sparkly jumpsuit combo was some kind of cunning paedo camouflage, hardly inconspicuous. In fact all of his many clever disguises (4) seem a little rubbish - bright red bandanna, black rimmed glasses and long, wispy goatee being his least likely look to help him blend in.
Well disguised or not, Glitter is going to be found where ever he tries to hide. The tabloid press scrum are making sure of that, as they chase him around the country, from bolt-hole to bolt-hole, like a frenzied, underfed pack of camera nosed hounds, chasing a bisto covered fox with legs made of chum and goose fat.