Danson's Blues

Not posted for a while, but i have been wonderfully busy. When not busy I have been fiddling with my new Macbook, learning how to use Garageband and Final Cut. So for fun and learning I sampled some of my, Rhys and Steve's old homemade Danson sketches to build a ditty around. Then I cut it to some of the original video. It's silly and a bit 'video effect' heavy, but I am still learning.
Here it am:

Oh yeah, it's quite sweary, so don't show it to your Mum, or something.
Also, you should all be watching puppet sit-com MONGRELS (Tuesdays, BBC3, 10:30pm). It's funny, fresh and seems to be making some folk happy. Oh, and I'm in it. So watch it.
And finally, Shooting Stars returns this Tuesday which is always a good thing. Why not watch along like me, trying to spot if any of my questions/jokes made the cut (one would make me a happy man). I will tell you what jokes (if any) were mine on Twitter after the show.

Monkey what? Ah that's where it's from...

All day today I have had the phrase 'monkey spunk moped' going around my brain, but could not work out where it was from. I knew it was something i had either seen or read many moons ago. Good old Wikipedia, they know:

Monkey Spunk Moped Wiki Result

And good old Viz, for creating a one off character which has somehow stayed in my brain for all this time. Trying to find some artwork from it, but I can't find any on the net. Anyone?

For now here is a picture of my favourite one off Viz character, Doctor Poo

C U Next Tuesday

If you type 'absolute c*nt' into google images (minus my censoring), then click search, the first picture that pops up is this one:



The internet has spoken and I for one am listening.

Swearing for scuba divers

The American Method:



The British Method:



Which is the best and why?

Real name Paul Gadd

Just spotted this on The Sun website, they have dubbed Gary Glitter's recent travels as, 'Gary Glitter's World Tour'.

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/article1592815.ece

For dates and venues see the sex offenders register.

I have also been reading a lot about the Large Hadron Collider experiment:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider

Soon to be up and running on the French/Swiss border. It's been in every paper, with posh pictures and diagrams a plenty (the graphics departments must have been on an all-nighter). It all sounds very exciting, but I won't pretend that I can understand a millionth of it. So i will go with what The Sun has decided it all means:

"End of the world due in nine days"

This is much easier to understand, because as we all know, if you unscrew your belly-button, then your bum will drop off. Take a look at their 'Doomsday Experiment' theory here:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/article1630897.ece

It's worth a look for the rather dramatic picture of a black hole alone.

Other important news from The Sun:

"Drunk Lily tells Sir Elton to 'f*** off'"

Good.