My name nemesis, sort of

My name's Tony Way, here's the other (an)T(h)ONY WAY:



I'm much funnier than him!
I've come over all Dave Gorman, I'm going to find some more Tony Ways on the Google (Anthonys are also allowed, my game my rules).

Found some (2) there is an Anthony Waye who exec produced some Bond Films (that's impressive)
And there is a street in Vermont called Anthony way


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Where you can buy this frankly terrifying house. It looks like it's seen it's fair share of teenage murders and it's in a town called Killington. I'm fairly sure if I were to meet any of these people or visit this place the world would end. Only fairly sure though. Anyway this is all abit pointless as they are all Anthonys and I am 100% a Tony, it's written on my Pheonix Club membership card and everything.

UFO

I must be missing my home town of Wickford as I seem to find myself googling the old place quite a bit at the moment. Lucky I did as there was a UFO spotted there:

Wickford UFO report

It's a shame that the publishing of photographic proof of the UFO's existence will have to wait until the spotter in question can find their camera phone USB lead. So what was flying in that thing? Archbishop Chrysostomos has the answers:



So that is that, demons, who'd of thunk it?

Rats!

Well I never:

*Giant inflatable rat has free speech rights*

About time I say

Oh by the way I am now on twitter with the user name - tonypaulway, which is handy as that is my name

Sarah Palin - Fictional Character?

The more I read about would be U.S Vice President Sarah Palin, the more I think she is a fictional character from American sit-com Northern Exposure.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/the_real_american_idol/article1687959.ece

Not one of the main characters mind, one of those larger than life nutjobs who would turn up once or twice a series with some strange ailment and would refuse to take any medicine and would probably wear a polar bear's head as a hat and a pair of dead beavers for gloves, or something.
I don't think that this is a good thing.

Sausage and Spice

There are so few details in this report, which makes it all the stranger that they felt it important to report that the attacker has no listed telephone number.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_sausage_attack;_ylt=AveLSCi_bhKRNn1JorayK9ntiBIF

'The sausage and Spice attacker', it has a romantic ring to it. Pity that he's probably severely mentally unwell.

On another note, forget tired childhood confectionary nostalgia. This is the future:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080912/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_germany_drugs;_ylt=AielQ4UtX.I50c_YNqQnRkrtiBIF

(Sings) Funny news, funny news, everyone likes to hear funny news, yeah!

Did anyone see Noel's HQ on Sky One? Bit strange wasn't it.

Real name Paul Gadd

Just spotted this on The Sun website, they have dubbed Gary Glitter's recent travels as, 'Gary Glitter's World Tour'.

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/article1592815.ece

For dates and venues see the sex offenders register.

I have also been reading a lot about the Large Hadron Collider experiment:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider

Soon to be up and running on the French/Swiss border. It's been in every paper, with posh pictures and diagrams a plenty (the graphics departments must have been on an all-nighter). It all sounds very exciting, but I won't pretend that I can understand a millionth of it. So i will go with what The Sun has decided it all means:

"End of the world due in nine days"

This is much easier to understand, because as we all know, if you unscrew your belly-button, then your bum will drop off. Take a look at their 'Doomsday Experiment' theory here:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/article1630897.ece

It's worth a look for the rather dramatic picture of a black hole alone.

Other important news from The Sun:

"Drunk Lily tells Sir Elton to 'f*** off'"

Good.